Grandma, Grandpa won't let me shoot the gun....I can handle it, honestly!! Boy, I'd let yah shoot it but your grandma won't let me let you.....you will learn soon enough son that women are the devil...Oh Harold, if you don't start behaving I will wallop you with that big ole stick sitting there in the corner over your shoulder. See son, I told you so!! You see how these dogs are sitting here so calm, she done walloped them earlier with that big old stick when theys was a chasin those there chickens. If you don't muster a smile for your ole grandma she might wallop you with that big ole stick.