teeroy
Life Member
Subject: Politically Correct Quotes
I'm glad that we are finally able to clear some of these up.
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be
referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" -
She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" -
She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" -
She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" -
She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5 She does not "NAG" you -
She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" -
She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" -
He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" -
He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" -
He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" -
He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" -
He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants -
It's "REAR CLEAVAGE
I'm glad that we are finally able to clear some of these up.
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be
referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" -
She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" -
She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" -
She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" -
She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5 She does not "NAG" you -
She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" -
She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" -
He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" -
He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" -
He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" -
He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" -
He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants -
It's "REAR CLEAVAGE
