teeroy
Life Member
>A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning to a
>lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
>tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screami ng
>parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion
>square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion
>jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified
>parents, who thank him endlessly.
>
>A NYT reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says,
>"Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I have seen a man do in my
>whole life."
>
>"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this
>little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."
>
>"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journali st from the New
>York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the first page.
>What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you have?"
>
>"A Harley Davidson, and I am a Republican. "
>
>The journalist leave s.
>
>The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed
>brings news of his actions, and reads, on the first page:
>
>BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
>lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
>tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screami ng
>parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion
>square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion
>jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified
>parents, who thank him endlessly.
>
>A NYT reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says,
>"Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I have seen a man do in my
>whole life."
>
>"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this
>little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."
>
>"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journali st from the New
>York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the first page.
>What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you have?"
>
>"A Harley Davidson, and I am a Republican. "
>
>The journalist leave s.
>
>The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed
>brings news of his actions, and reads, on the first page:
>
>BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.