teeroy
Life Member
Subject: The Marine and the Terrorist
A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came
upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On
the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a
similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was
given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine
what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a armed insurgent. We
saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the
road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable,
lowlife scumbag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back
that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing
liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. Then I said
that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah?
Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking
hands, when a truck hit us."
A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came
upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On
the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a
similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was
given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine
what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a armed insurgent. We
saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the
road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable,
lowlife scumbag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back
that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing
liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. Then I said
that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah?
Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking
hands, when a truck hit us."