but chuck norris never miss calculates a roundhouse kick. had to be something else
This is one of my favorite chuck norris facts - A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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