teeroy
Life Member
> >> WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
> >> creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
> >> plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You
> >> can
> >> be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt
to
> >> a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics
> >> tell
> >> you the truth. The world is your urinal. Same work, more pay. >>
> Wrinkles
> >> add character. Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never
> >> stare at your chest when you are talking to them. One mood all the
time.
> >> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A 5-day vacation
> >> requires only one suitcase. You can open all of your own jars. You
> >>get
> >> extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Your
> underwear >> is
> >> $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> >> You
> >> almost never have strap problems in public. Everything on your face
> >> stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
even
> >> decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with
> >> toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One >>
> wallet,
> >> one pair of shoes, and one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts
no
> >> matter what/ how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a >>
> pocket
> >> knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You
can
>> do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
>>
>> No wonder men are happier.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
> >> creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
> >> plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You
> >> can
> >> be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt
to
> >> a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics
> >> tell
> >> you the truth. The world is your urinal. Same work, more pay. >>
> Wrinkles
> >> add character. Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never
> >> stare at your chest when you are talking to them. One mood all the
time.
> >> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A 5-day vacation
> >> requires only one suitcase. You can open all of your own jars. You
> >>get
> >> extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Your
> underwear >> is
> >> $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> >> You
> >> almost never have strap problems in public. Everything on your face
> >> stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
even
> >> decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with
> >> toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One >>
> wallet,
> >> one pair of shoes, and one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts
no
> >> matter what/ how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a >>
> pocket
> >> knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You
can
>> do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
>>
>> No wonder men are happier.
