Where do I send the bill? The bill I'm going to incure on account of the site being down. I was at work yesterday, couldn't log onto the site, went kinda "postal", broke some stuff, spent some time in the rubber room but finally was able to pull it together and get through the shift. You see, I'm not responsible for my actions. Somebody else is. I'm sure my lawyer can find somebody with deep pockets to sue. The soda company for the I caffine injested? You know of course the soda companies conspire to get you hooked. The soft ware developer? The computer manufacturer? My parents for not loving me enough? All of my elementary school teachers for not making me learn how to spell? God, because it was cold out? I have every confidence that my highly paid mouth piece from the firm of Chatem Cheatem and Run (Johnny Cocharan wasn't slimey enough for this firm) will find somebody to make me rich, er I mean make me whole in all ways. I'll be seeing you in court!
The 'Bonker