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  1. Fishbonker

    Fishbonker Life Member

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    I have recently found myself on the rocky shores of some hard financial times. As such I need to sell off a few things. I’m offering for sale my used diaphragm turkey calls.

    These calls are all in great shape. Stored in the fridge after use per manufacturer instructions. I haven’t personally called in any turkeys with these calls but it isn’t for lack of trying. I’m sure with a new owner they will sing like a hen turkey in heat. Some have been trimmed to fit my palate; hopefully they will fit yours too.

    If you would like me to demonstrate the sounds these turkey getters make I will gladly demonstrates all the vocalizations I know. Give me a call at 1-IVE-GOT-SPIT and I’ll pop one in for ya and give it a go.



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    Cat hair included.

    I was going to donate these to the PMA turkey contest but I need the money. I need to quit splittin tens against a ten.

    The price is negotialble but the buyer of thses used calls will for sure pay for shipping and the costs of any diseases they catch from their use.

    Next up will be my used grunt tube.<O:p</O:p
     
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  3. Buck-Man

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    That's a good one. maybe if it had dog hair with it. im not a fan of cat hair
     
  4. turkeyriver

    turkeyriver PMA Member

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    You better keep them Bonker, you're gonna be in a blind alone this year and you will need to make some noise of some kind, besides flatulence.
     
  5. goatman

    goatman I hunt days ending in Y

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    Would you sign them? Have you stretched them?
     
  6. Fishbonker

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    Is this what you mean by "stretched"?

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  7. Bill Hartzell

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    Hilarious. I needed this to make me laugh. Thanks Bonker.
     
  8. goatman

    goatman I hunt days ending in Y

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    Ok I changed my mind. Would you sign the cat hair?
     
  9. Fishbonker

    Fishbonker Life Member

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    Sure.

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  10. dedgeez

    dedgeez death from above

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    Prolly the only pussy he's had near his mouth in years :grin:

    And now that response is deleted....................... :D
     
  11. Fishbonker

    Fishbonker Life Member

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    Fixed your quote. Mmmmmm, bald.
     
  12. MNbuckhunter

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    This thread is freaking hilarious. I have been laughing for some time now.
     
  13. goatman

    goatman I hunt days ending in Y

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    Don't forget the penalty box!
     
  14. JNRBRONC

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    Bonks,
    I might have room in the blind one day this spring if you are going to use those calls.;)
     
  15. Fishbonker

    Fishbonker Life Member

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    Wouldn't be the first time I've had a mouth full of hair.
     
  16. gundog870

    gundog870 Premium Platinum Member

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    Bahahahhahaha
     
  17. mumms

    mumms mumms

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    By chance any used party balloons for sale?:grin:
     
  18. Fishbonker

    Fishbonker Life Member

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    Sure, but you'd have to come fish 'em outta the septic tank.
     
  19. mumms

    mumms mumms

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    what kind of bait would a feller need for that kind of fishing,
    (live or artifical):grin:
     
  20. Fishbonker

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    I think you should use a snorkel, fins and goggles.
     
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    How can I forget? I'm always in it.
     

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