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Giving a 100%

all4s

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What makes up 100%? What does it mean to give more than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%


And


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%


But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%


And,


B-U-L-L-$-H-I-T
2-21-12-12-19-8-9-20=103%


AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.


A-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull$hit and A$$kissing that will put you over the top.
 
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: GOLD TIP</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hey all4s, you don't secretly work at a power plant do ya? </div></div>

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