Football quiz
Now that the regular football season is over, here's a little quiz to see how much you really know about your favorite team(s). Hopefully there is something here to insult just about everybody.
1) What does the average Nebraska Player get on his SATs?
.........Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Missouri Cheerleaders in one room?
.........A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a Minnesota Cheerleader into your dorm room?
.........Grease her hips and push.
(4) How do you get a UNI Graduate off your porch?
.........Pay him for the pizza.
(5) How do you know if a Simpson football player has a Girlfriend?
........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup
(6) Why is the Baylor Football team like a possum?
.........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of an Iowa football player's Life?
.........His freshman year.
(8) How many Wisconsin Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
.........None. That's a sophomore course.
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
........Ames, Iowa. He knew that the police would never look at ISU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
(10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on
Sunday,and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
Now that the regular football season is over, here's a little quiz to see how much you really know about your favorite team(s). Hopefully there is something here to insult just about everybody.
1) What does the average Nebraska Player get on his SATs?
.........Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Missouri Cheerleaders in one room?
.........A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a Minnesota Cheerleader into your dorm room?
.........Grease her hips and push.
(4) How do you get a UNI Graduate off your porch?
.........Pay him for the pizza.
(5) How do you know if a Simpson football player has a Girlfriend?
........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup
(6) Why is the Baylor Football team like a possum?
.........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of an Iowa football player's Life?
.........His freshman year.
(8) How many Wisconsin Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
.........None. That's a sophomore course.
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
........Ames, Iowa. He knew that the police would never look at ISU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
(10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on
Sunday,and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
