Deposition.....twisted gut and sweat.
Lawyer: "I understand you have quite a large gun collection in a safe in your basement, want to tell me about it?"
Me: "No, not really."
Lawyer: "I understand you have some model 12's...why don't you tell me about those."
Me: "My Grandfather gifted them to me, and the others were all purchased prior to our marriage."
Lawyer: "So you have not made any gun purchases since you have been married?"
Me: "Well, there was that one trap gun I bought."
Lawyer: "And what about handguns? Got any of those?"
Me: "A couple."
Lawyer: "And what are they?"
Me: "A Colt Trooper .357"
Lawyer: "Keep going.....did I jog your memory a little? Well, did I? Now, lets hear about the rest of your guns your not telling me about!"
You married guys can have all the wife crap ya want...as for me, no thanks!
I'm not bitter...no, not one little bit!