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Shovelbuck

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A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (Ford Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.

The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action.

Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 7 people steering and 2 people rowing.

Feeling a deeper study was in order; American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.

They advised, of course, that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting to prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 2 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager.

They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 2 people rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the 'Rowing Team Quality First Program,' with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rowers. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses. The pension program was trimmed to 'equal the competition' and some of the resultant savings were channeled into morale boosting programs and teamwork posters.

The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, the American management laid-off one rower, halted development of a new canoe, sold all the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses.

The next year, try as he might, the lone designated rower was unable to even finish the race (having no paddles,) so he was laid off for unacceptable performance, all canoe equipment was sold and the next year's racing team was out-source to India .

Sadly, the End.
 
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: nannyslayer</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sad but true. </div></div>
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Oh... but you forgot the long term end...After the rowing was outsourced to India for .08 cents an hour, Team America/Buddy Friend (as it is now called) became amazingly competitive and successful again as a rowing team, not because they won, just because they competed for so little money. Amazingly the analysts realized that you don't necessarily need to win the race, as long as you compete for the sake of doing so, and can do it at a cheap enough rate to be profitable to the company. Forget the little guy that lived his life rowing the friggin boat for 20 years. He will have to figure it out on his own...or his wife could get a second job to cover the bills while he looks for a new career at 35...

Frankie
 
You left the part out about Big Brother bailing out the underachieving american company with big sums of cash they will never pay back even though they can not come up with a better canoe to compete with.
 
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