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Christmas day.
Tell me why and on Christmas day two lucky people will get a PMA membership TURNED ON.

OK
One membership will come out of the forum and one from the PM's.Just to keep it fair.Allthough the forum has more hits.

It can be any reason,good story,sad story,nice picture,kind word nothing at all. Just get in! But a chuckle can't hurt.

For me It's kinda like trophy hunting.

"WHATEVER MAKES YOU PULL THE TRIGGER"

MERRY CHRISTMAS
 
Like they say "it is what it say's it is" just that easy.
Tell me why
 
count me in! Merry christmas. I dont post much but will send you a PM.
 
Whatever works for you.You can post your response here or PM me.
 
Man I don't think your slow. Don't have to say anything or send a PM. Your doing fine and i'm serious! But your right i did get a good chuckle out of it!!!
 
well im glad u got a chuckle! lol. oh well i figured something had to be done to get a membership. i dont have one. looking into it though. need a credit card. haha
 
Hmmm......

A chuckle sounds good. I heard this yesterday and chuckled. Maybe everyone else can too!!!


As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s winter in Iowa and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK”.


Happy Holidays everyone
 
Flatlander, heck of a deal that you are doing. I am already a PMA member, but I have a joke that I thought was funny.

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.

Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the he kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"

And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!
 
Fun stuff.

Being the Christmas season and all, I'll pass along a couple of well worn jokes from the kids. I get as big of kick out of these as anything, especially when they tell them.


What would you find at a haunted beach?
A sand witch


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howl
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door


What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a flea?
Bugs Bunny


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I bet they are cute from the Kids.Christmas and kids go together!
BUGS BUNNY--lol!

MERRY CHRISTMAS
 
Less than 24 hours to go --SIGN UP!!

Noon Christmas Day 2 PMA memberships will be TURNED ON!!
Thanks for the help Cris.
 
HO HO HO---I'm going over my list and checking it twice checking to see who's been naughty and nice!!!?
Got a empty space under the tree -----now your playing for three!!! PMA's
GET ON THE LIST
 
Ok, ok another chuckle on the way!!!!!!!!!!


A young man named John received a parrot as an early
Christmas gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and
anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's
vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got
angrier and even ruder.

John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and shoved him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked
and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John
quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.

I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
unforgivable behaviour.'

John was stunned at the change in the bird's
attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird continued....

........"May I enquire as to what the turkey did?'



Merry Christmas everyone!!!!!
 
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