Missouri Record

[oldgene]

Here's a picture of the new world record whitetail buck.

It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's, uncle's, best friend's, son-in-law's, niece's hairdresser's, neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in Northwest Missouri on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.

Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.

All this has been checked and confirmed on Snopes.

Really. Honest!!!

 

[TheMadCatter]

Wow! Great story! Buck of a lifetime xD

Edit: I swear that looks like my neighbors shed.

 

[Skully]

I saw one a little bigger than that one just last night! :way:

 

[AZHunter]

I heard it was actually 950 yards, but, hey, who's counting!?!

 

[LYON]

Cut everything off but the brow tines. Still scores better than my best and looks like a wicked mean Bull!

 

[JakeWym]

Buck of a lifetime no doubt. ha

 

[spitndrum]

i could swear that one was killed in mississippi!

 

[josh macfarland]

I've got one on trail cam that looks just like that! I'll have to find it!

 

[sureshot]

I heard that he poached it! That's how every hunter kills a big buck, right?

 

[josh macfarland]

I heard that he poached it! That's how every hunter kills a big buck, right?

Heck ya! ha-ha!

arrow flinger

 

[ARbowhtr]

that deer should have been passed, He would have blown up next year.

 

[Iowa1]

The guy in the picture is clearly from Arkansas. All you have to do is count his teeth. Could not have been a Missouri deer.

 

[bowtech150]

I heard rumor he had a green glow at night

 

[deerslayer]

Look, what is it that you require of us?
What we, uh, "re-quire" is that you get your butt up in them woods....and shoot a big deer!