teeroy
Life Member
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting
unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas,
Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee & Texas boys
will be dropped off into Iraq & have been given only the following facts about
terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas,
Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee & Texas boys
will be dropped off into Iraq & have been given only the following facts about
terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
