Guns commit crimes, like spoons made Rossie O'Donell Fat.
Guns commit crimes, Like playboy gives men carpel tunnel.
Guns commit crimes, Like the pencil made you fail the test.
Guns commit crimes, Like my phone made me call my ex drunk.
Guns commit crimes, Like my man hood made me cheat on my wife.
Guns commit crimes, Like jeans make butts look big.