Ugly treestands Part 2

[TimberPig]

I dont know where the original Ugly Stands thread went but I though you boys would enjoy this one I came across while shed hunting. It appears to be your standard issue folding chair bolted to 2 pieces of angle iron with some unsupported plywood for a platform. The chair is only bolted to the platform in the front, thus allowing the whole thing to fold flat for transport without all that annoying safety normally found in a stand. The design alone is a true feat of engineering genius, but the method of attachment actually defies the laws of physics.
How would you like to climb into this bad boy 20' up on a dark morning?

 

[Bukslayr]

Beautiful!!!
You should sell this design to Lone Wolf and call it the "Redneck HANG OOOOONNNNNNNN FOR YOUR LIFE STAND"

 

[jeepin bowhunter]

I don't know. If it was dark, I probably would "feel" much safer than in broad daylight.

 

[Shovelbuck]

What a piece of work.

 

[flatlander]

Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy!!!!???

 

[Jethro]

 

[THA4]

i dont like stands that dont have a minimum of a 300 lbs weight limit, and that certianly doesnt qualify.....

 

[muddy]

Not sure what the alarm is, that branch it's on looks plenty strong.

 

[Skully]

"For the depressed hunter who really doesn't want to go back home" Here's the stand for you!

 

[Hardcorehunter]

No thanks!!!

 

[Tom]

Some peoples kids.....!

 

[Shoot2Kill]

Anyone got a patent on that yet?

 

[ajadams]

must have put that up for his wife. Don't worry honey it's safe, no you don't need that harness.

 

[darkhollow1]

I have to say that stand tops anything I have ever came across! Thanks for sharing.

 

[SaskGuy]

Geez..Louize.

 

[TimberPig]

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must have put that up for his wife.

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Or for trespassers?
In the unlikely event that stand did collapse it has another saftey feature, it is located directly above a barbed wire fence. I imagine the steel fence post would help break your fall.

 

[jkratz5]

Damn that was one of my best spots, can't believe you found it

 

[Fishbonker]

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Damn that was one of my best spots, can't believe you found it

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So Jarin, you're the low down no good pond scum suckin turkey turd chewin thief who stole my stand and moved it to your favorite spot huh? Timber Pig, I request you pull that stand down, retun it to me, the rightful owner and proud inventor of the Lone 'Bonker collapsable stand, and lock Jarin in the hooscow.

The 'Bonker

 

[TimberPig]

How about I just give you directions 'Bonk? I'm not going near that deathtrap. I would be happy to video you trying it out though...