How ‘bout 'Sex and the Treestand,' a show about four fabulous single girls in the deer woods...
Samantha: Bedding area??? Honey, I’m hunting there!!
Charlotte: Miranda, why do you lug around that heavy climber?
Miranda: I like the symbolism.
Carrie: Look at my new Prada pac boots! Charlotte, you can’t take your handbag hunting with you.
Charlotte: But Fendi doesn’t make a fanny pack. Samantha, what is that fragrance you’re wearing??
Samantha: It's brand new from Chanel, it’s called Heat, it’ll be perfect for the rut…
I can see it now. Kat and Bonkers move to Hollywood to become big time tv writers.
Naw, I’d rather go hunting...