THA4
A Few Steps Ahead Of You
An Iowa City mortician had a new apprentice who was learning the embalming ropes. He walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Thinking he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his boss, he began examining the body. He rolled it over and to his amazement there was a cork in its rear end. Mystified, he pulled it out and immediatey heard the Iowa State fight song come out the guy's butt.
Startled by what had happened, he shoved the cork back into the cadaver and ran up the stairs to find his mentor. "Sir, you've got to come down and help me, I've just seen something I can't believe."
Annoyed by the naiveté of his assistant, the mortician followed the apprentice downstairs. "There, look at the cork in the rear end of that body. I couldn't imagine what it was doing there so I pulled it out. Would you mind checking this out?”
The mortician was a bit surprised to see the cork too, so he walked to the table and removed the cork from the cadaver's poop chute. Again, the Iowa State fight song began to play. Exasperated, he replaced the cork in its appointed position, turned to his assistant and said, "What's so surprising about that? I've heard thousands of @$$holes sing that song."
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Startled by what had happened, he shoved the cork back into the cadaver and ran up the stairs to find his mentor. "Sir, you've got to come down and help me, I've just seen something I can't believe."
Annoyed by the naiveté of his assistant, the mortician followed the apprentice downstairs. "There, look at the cork in the rear end of that body. I couldn't imagine what it was doing there so I pulled it out. Would you mind checking this out?”
The mortician was a bit surprised to see the cork too, so he walked to the table and removed the cork from the cadaver's poop chute. Again, the Iowa State fight song began to play. Exasperated, he replaced the cork in its appointed position, turned to his assistant and said, "What's so surprising about that? I've heard thousands of @$$holes sing that song."
HIII OHHHHH
