here you go guys got in an email...
hawkeye heaven
Dan McCarney, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Cyclone flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Dan," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Dan felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Black and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Iowa Hawkeye flag, and in every window, a Tiger Hawk.
Dan looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach, I went to three consecutive bowl games, and I turned around Iowa State's entire program."
God said "So what do you want to know, Dan?" "Well, why does Kirk Ferentz get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Dan, that's not Kirk's house, it's mine."
GO HAWKS!
GO HAWKS!
GO HAWKS!